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How did the bee cross the water?
By getting eaten by a shark!
Why did the bee hit the car?
Because it wanted to get stung!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to eat the watermelon!
Why did the car go into the cookie?
Because he wanted to see the eyeball!
Each of these was greeted with uproarious laughter. Because they're all that funny.
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19 August 2009
18 August 2009
the Dude's recipe for Vanilla Cream
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(as dictated, verbatim)
On a hot sunny afternoon or morning, if you want to make this recipe you need vanilla ice cream.
Ingredients
vanilla ice cream
Directions:
In a small bowl put one scoop of vanilla ice cream in the bowl and then wait a couple minutes. Probably one minute.
Mash well on the side of the glass bowl. Then stir well. Then if you don't want to drink it yet put it in a bag in the freezer.
And when you want to, you can drink it. But it has to be in a day of the week you made it. Otherwise, it will go bad.
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(as dictated, verbatim)
On a hot sunny afternoon or morning, if you want to make this recipe you need vanilla ice cream.
Ingredients
vanilla ice cream
Directions:
In a small bowl put one scoop of vanilla ice cream in the bowl and then wait a couple minutes. Probably one minute.
Mash well on the side of the glass bowl. Then stir well. Then if you don't want to drink it yet put it in a bag in the freezer.
And when you want to, you can drink it. But it has to be in a day of the week you made it. Otherwise, it will go bad.
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